Kata2 terakhir di film Titanic

October 22, 2007

Kata2 terakhir di film Titanic

Masih pada inget kata2 terakhir yang di film Titanic..
nih gw kasih tau beberapa versi tentang itu

WHICH JUMP DO YOU PREFER TO ???

Versi asli, Titanic Version (Versi setia sampe mati) :
You jump.. I jump!

Versi ngajak-ngajak :
I want to jump.. anybody else want to jump?

Versi pemimpin :
I jump.. all of you jump after me!

Versi pengikut :
We will jump after you jump.

Versi penakut :
You jump.. tell me if it is ok.. then I jump.

Versi ogah-ogahan :
I’ve already jumped last time.. now it is your turn to
jump.

Versi iklan :
You should jump because every celebrities and famous
people jump.

Versi programmer :
If (you.jump( ) ) then (I.jump( ) )

Versi logika implikasi :
If you jump then I jump that means if you don’t jump I
might still jump.

Versi Plinplan :
You jump.. i jump gak yah hmmmmmm I jump deh.

Versi nggak percayaan :
You jump.. are you sure you want to jump? No kidding?
Promise?

Versi penjudi :
We’ll throw a coin if it is head I jump.. if it is
tail you jump.

Versi Tarzan baru kenalan dengan Jane :
"You Jump, Me Tarzan."

Versi Forest Gump :
"My name is Jump, Forest Jump."

Versi 007 :
"My name Bond, Jump’s Bond."

Versi sinetron Catatan si Boy :
"Kamu sangat ke-jump, Boy!"

Versi waktu :
"Jump sabaraha?" "Jump 10 kurang lima."

Versi Buah-buahan :
Jump-bu Monyet, Jump-bu klutuk, jump-bu batu, dan
jump-bu - jump-bu lainnya.

Versi Betawi :
Inich Aye Abang…. Jump-ang!

Versi Prostitusi :
mau cari jumpblay di mangga besar banyak om !!!

Versi korban tindak kekerasan :
Tolooonggggggg….. jump bret!!!!!

Versi dukun santet :
Nich gue kasih jumpe jumpe.. biar selamet dunie
akherat!!!

Versi wiraswasta gendong-gendong (tukang jamu gendong):
Mau jump-u apa mas.. galian singset apa kabel.. ?

Versi pedagang kaki lima :
Di-jump-in tidak luntur. ? Luntur tidak di-jump-in.!! !

Versi Cuek :
You jump, sebodo teiing… gua kagak bisa berenang…

Versi kasmaran :
Hai say… kagak jump-e elu satu hari aje gue bisa
jump-alitan

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